just a quick thing to remind everybody perfection is real…

I found the gif online, I own nothing. especially no Fassbender, which is plain sad and unfair.

Why is it that you freak out at the idea of fingering? I didn’t put that prostate in you, Jesus Christ did and I’m sure he had a good goddamn reason, buck the hell up.

Actual conversation between two straight guys at my bar tonight (via trickwolves)

(via captainmartinrichardson)

kireinahana:

thirp:

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

Nevermind this is it

kireinahana:

thirp:

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

Nevermind this is it

(Fonte: catasters, via spookycastielsherlock)

perryownsmyheart:

rebbloging everytime I see it

(Fonte: uninhabited-paradise, via sociopathinhellwiththetardis)

amelia-e-grey:

senecasbearddontgiveafuck:

13pianos:

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and she can’t remember who i am

(Fonte: abighoulhobbs, via allons-ytobakerstreet)

Friend: Hey, it’s been a while! Everything ok?
Me: [Well. Lately I seem to not be able to concentrate on anything, I can’t complete any kind of assignment (so I’m basically wasting time instead of studying), I can’t focus and I can’t find anything able to hold my interest for more than 5 seconds -be it music or books or TV shows or whatever. I eat until I’m sick or nothing at all, I can’t find a single reason to get out of bed in the morning and I’m always tired because I go to sleep around 5 am, when I bother. Then again, what’s the point in going to bed if I can’t sleep? I cry for no reason whatsoever in the middle of doing something else and I can’t come up with a reason not to hurt myself that doesn’t involve making my parents sad. I am decidedly not happy. I am pretty sure I’m on my way to depression, but I really can’t talk about it with my friends, because I really feel like I don’t have any right to be depressed. I mean, my family is ok, my parents love me, we have money -not loads of it, but we manage. I can afford superior education and medical care. I also have friends, who would probably listen to me if I spoke my problems out loud, but what kind of friend would I be if I just unashamedly poured all this stuff on someone else’s shoulders? And I can’t talk to my family, my sister is way too young, my brother would panic and my parents have their own issues, just like everybody. So no. Definitely not ok.] Yeah, same old, nothing special… you?

celestial-sexhair:

sararye:

justarandomturtle:

we’re here to fuck shit up.

ron looks like he is ready to kill someone but very confused why

I feel like the above statement is a very good summary of ronald weasley

celestial-sexhair:

sararye:

justarandomturtle:

we’re here to fuck shit up.

ron looks like he is ready to kill someone but very confused why

I feel like the above statement is a very good summary of ronald weasley

(Fonte: my-eyes-open, via geek-in-a-box)

I love you enough to do the laundry.

"Love Declarations I Would Believe"
butterflycell:

#how the hell was bones the hottest fucking thing on two legs here #drunk off his ass#hasn’t shaved in three days #probably hasn’t showered in as long #clothes messed up and scowl firmly in place #angry and bitter and terrified #but the hottest thing on that shuttle #fuck me #fuck you #fuck everyone